TUT Editor, 2015
An old but well-deserved joke goes thus–
Question–What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
Answer–A wonderful beginning…
Somewhat harsh language in ‘civilized’ times such as today’s perhaps, but generally speaking–just as the old saying goes concerning smoke and fire being a packaged deal–people usually deserve the reputations they carry with them throughout life. Like a bad credit score or a criminal conviction attached with superglue, it can be said–fairly and squarely–that lawyers and others whose ‘higher calling’ involves manipulating the law and its accompanying lingo for low-down ends generally reap what they’ve sown in terms of public perception.
After all, who bilks widows out of their bread and water over issues as earth-shattering as ‘i’s left undotted or ‘t’s left uncrossed? Who forecloses on homes paid into for decades by working fathers (and mothers) who’ve given the best years of their lives playing by the rules, raising their kids along the straight and narrow and in general contributing something to the betterment of the world?
It isn’t the ditchdiggers, woodhewers or watercarriers doing that, for sure…
They–Mr. and Mrs. Common Clay–aren’t the ones trying to hook and crook their way into inheriting the earth–EVERY SQUARE INCH OF IT–nor the ones constructing some personal stairway to heaven with the broken dreams, broken hearts, and broken lives of those they’ve personally destroyed and sent down the highway to hell.
No, indeed it is that ‘lawyerly’ class, who–much like ‘Mr. Slithery’ taking center stage in the Garden of Eden drama–has a particular ‘gift’ with language in conjuring up some version of (non) reality that best suits them. Like those skilled in the use of incantations, spells, and other dark arts, silver-tongued devils such as these have throughout history proven themselves master chefs in cooking up verbal potions designed to seduce the feeble-minded into believing a sow’s ear is actually a silk purse or that a lump of Fool’s Gold is the real deal.
And perhaps it is this–their comfort with all the different flavors of dishonesty (lawyer-ese for ‘lying’)–that makes these ‘scribes’ and ‘doctors of the law’ as universally-hated as they have been throughout history. Just as the old proverb ‘what goes around comes around’ has accurately suggested time and again, were it not for the fact that in virtually every instance where some species of scandal, corruption or chicanery comes to light that some ‘legal eagle’ is found comfortably nested in the middle of it all, perhaps then this particular profession wouldn’t be as ‘undervalued’ in today’s world as it is.
As much a nuisance as they are however, it would be a big mistake for civilized society to simply see them as merely that–a nuisance–and nothing more. As appropriately and justifiably insulting as it is, nevertheless the pejoratively-laced epithet ‘Ambulance chaser’ often used in describing them doesn’t even begin to underscore the danger these creatures pose to an otherwise moral, civilized society. As events throughout time have proven–and particularly now–the life-and-death influence they exert over the well-being of the 7 billion + human souls inhabiting God’s green earth should be enough to make anyone with a vested interest in life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness more than a little nervous.
It’s ‘lawyers’ such as the biblical character Joseph who dive-bomb entire nations over the cliff because of the sweet nothings they whisper into the king’s ear during those ‘intimate’ moments when no other persons (witnesses) are present…It’s those ‘scribes’ and ‘doctors of the law’ who–without the slightest whiff of conscience but with plenty of malice aforethought–commandeer entire ships of state directly into the paths of icebergs, be they political, financial, legal, etc–knowing full well what the outcome must inevitably be…It’s the ‘officers of the court’ who–in the interests of getting personally-profitable yet unnecessary wars started–stand before their citizen peers and perjure themselves in having other nations convicted of imaginary crimes…
Having succeeded thus, they then pick-pocket otherwise patriotic, hardworking parents of the most precious investments they’ve worked a lifetime to create–their children–by sending them off to fight and die with empty promises of God, guts, and glory…They ensure that the corrupt political system they created for themselves becomes a perpetual motion machine of sorts so that the aforementioned ditchdiggers, woodhewers, watercarriers et al continue ‘giving their fair share’ and ‘doing their part’ as they are bled dry in bankrolling all that ‘get-rich-quick’ bloodshed, a tragedy too great to be simply ‘Greek’ and which began rather inauspiciously in the court of public opinion with the words ‘ladies and gentlemen of the jury’…
And finally, later, when the remains of the nation’s children–partial or otherwise–return home in flag-draped coffins amidst sad trumpets and stiff salutes, the same ‘scribes’ and ‘doctors of the law’ acting as the master chefs in cooking up said caldron of human suffering are there on cue with bags of phony condolences and buckets of crocodile tears in order to mitigate the tidal wave of righteous anger that grieving parents are sure to aim in their direction once they realize that that just got bilked out of their life savings, meaning a beloved lost child.
Vito Corleone said it best within the pages of The Godfather–
‘A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred masked men with guns…’
And while it is true that most of these ‘scribes’ and ‘doctors of the law’ do indeed share DNA that is–ethically-speaking–similar to each other, the fact is that they are certainly not all equal.
Like the common street thug who engages in petty, unimpressive criminal activity vs. his more organized and sophisticated counterpart who gets chauffeured around town in a stretch limo and oversees a criminal empire exceeding the GDP of many small nation-states, likewise are there various castes and conditions within the lawyerly species as well.
But perhaps the first thing that needs mention in this regard–certainly a paradox if ever there were one–is that the term ‘lawyer’ can (and indeed should) be applied very loosely these days, since–technically speaking–one need not have attended law school, attained a law degree or passed the Bar to function as a ‘lawyer’ per se. Indeed, some of the most momentous events in terms of their political, legal, moral, social and financial importance have taken place as a result of mouthy/agenda-driven/morally-wanting individuals who’ve spent as much time in a formal legal setting as a prostitute has spent time in a church confessional.
And the reason one doesn’t need a law degree to get things done these days is because in this age of mass media and mass-management of public perception, it’s the one with the loudest bullhorn, the biggest mouth and the most generous helping of chutzpah who gets the favorable ruling, while the law, precedent, and procedure be damned.
No, what counts these days are not the little courtrooms found in every corner of Nowheresville, America where things of little to no consequence are decided, but rather in the court of public opinion, where ‘juries’ made up of not mere dozens, but rather hundreds of millions (or even billions) render verdicts that cause things to shake and quake on a major scale.
And of all the law firms out there operating within the public sphere, clearly the most insidious, oily, and dangerous to the well-being of mortal man is the one that has but one client and one agenda–the infamously shady/crooked-as-a-dog’s-hind-leg outfit known as Israel, Israel & Israel.
A gang of Mob lawyers tasked with protecting and defending a criminal enterprise unlike anything previously seen in human history, it is nothing less than a private army of sorts busting at the seams with thousands of professional loudmouths, enforcers, spies, bribesters, etc and strategically placed within the most powerful corridors of influence throughout America, the West and elsewhere.
Kingmakers and kingbreakers in their own right, there isn’t a president, prime minister, premier, pope, politician, pundit, preacher or publisher who does not become nauseous with dread the moment that a phone call, registered letter, or knock at the door arrives, courtesy of ‘The Firm’. Like those instances described by Russian author Alexandr Solzhenitsyn where KGB personnel–uninvited and unexpected–would arrive in the middle of the night via their infamous ‘Black Mariahs’ to take some unlucky contestant away either for a friendly chat or for an all-expense paid vacation to the Gulag, likewise a visit from an emissary of Israel, Israel, & Israel can only result in something on the negative side of the number line for anyone on the receiving end.
As unsavory as they are however and as understandably twitchy as their victims may be about being forced to interact with them on any level, nevertheless it’s not the Firm’s threats of violence to a person’s body, reputation or ability to earn an honest living that makes its hired guns the existential threat to human civilization that they are…
Rather, where they pose the greatest danger to any healthy, well-ordered society is in the courtroom of public opinion, where–through a combination of seductive language and good old-fashioned Judaic black magic–they succeed in contorting reality into something unnatural and unsustainable in an otherwise logic-rich environment.
As the evidence has proven–throughout history as much as today–the Firm’s pernicious influence is nothing less than arsenic in nature…toxic, corrosive, highly radioactive and as long-term-deadly as any dirty bomb with a million-year half-life. A voracious cancer impervious to any conceivable treatment, it wages full-spectrum warfare on every existing society with which it comes into contact, whether it is by-gone Biblical empires such as Egypt, Persia, Assyria, etc, or today’s modern reincarnation of ancient Rome located in Washington D.C.
And always with the same result–not a crack or crevice within any otherwise healthy society is left unscathed & unaffected. Standing and grandstanding before 14 billion eyes and ears of those making up the courtroom of public opinion, the Mob lawyers and Syndicate spokesmen of Israel, Israel, & Israel brazenly and bold-facedly weave sticky, entangling webs and intricate yarns in giving criminal concepts, criminal precepts, criminal players and their criminal actions places of unwarranted and unjustified respect within civilized Gentile societies. They indict/convict what is intrinsically good while acquitting and exonerating what is intrinsically evil…
And with results that are all-too-predictably disastrous, as order eventually (and inevitably) becomes chaos, cooperation becomes conflict, enlightenment turns to darkness, and soon, what was previously a healthy, vibrant nation inching closer and closer to unprecedented levels of achievement and progress now begins the slow march backwards towards its own grave…
Like political termites with an insatiable appetite for cultural destruction, they chew away at the load-bearing beams and support columns of civilized society–quietly and imperceptibly–until the structure caves in on itself, destroying everything and everyone within…A highly-organized, hyper-focused, sophisticated gang of thieves operating under the cover of night, each member–understanding intimately his particular function in the surgery to be performed–goes to work on the machinery of civilization, loosening bolts, removing lug nuts and screws, pulling out wires, cutting cables and hoses until finally, what had been a well-built, productive, efficient and stable society goes haywire, resulting in a failed state, at which point the ‘surgeons’ move on with their tools and their booty in search of their next big score.
As ‘gifted’ and competent as they are however when it comes to all this ‘by way of deception we shall do war’ business, what has to be said–fairly and squarely in their defense–is that none of the grander, destructive and apocalyptic schemes being waged today on a global scale by the Firm would be possible were it not for the willful, suicidal cooperation given to it by those unfortunate Gentile societies of both yesterday and today.
Like the old lore whereby a vampire’s would-be victims are rendered defenseless the moment he’s invited into their home, likewise Satan’s little helpers doing the heavy lifting at Israel, Israel & Israel are only empowered in doing the voodoo that they do so well by the deadly naivete of those who should know better but who choose not to. Like the children’s story featuring the little girl marveling at the big teeth, big nose and big eyes of the wolf she has mistaken for her grandmother, all the ‘signs’ are there that something is not quite right, but yet due to some deficiency of discernment or lack of common sense, she refuses to see it.
And likewise with those Gentile civilizations who’ve entangled themselves and their future survivability in the sticky webs and intricate yarns spun by the Firm. In surrendering their otherwise rational natures to the hypnotizing, intoxicating, Judaic black magic that electrifies and empowers the Firm’s movements and machinations while at the same time affords the criminal concepts, precepts, players and actions that serve as the foundation upon which the Firm’s identity, existence and structure rest, what they’ve done is to sign their own death certificates, using their own blood as the ink.
More tragic than the destruction itself however is the fact that in having aided and abetted in the downfall of their own civilizations, the Gentile nations cannot claim victim status in the matter…They cannot sue for damages, receive an injunction or plead ignorance, as all the signs that something was not quite right were there from the beginning. Like ear-splitting sirens warning of an approaching hurricane, every survival instinct within Gentiledom should have been screaming in shrill, hysterical decibels to put as much distance possible between their otherwise healthy, vibrant civilizations and what was an intrinsically evil presence…
Alas however, as history has made crystal clear, Gentiledom didn’t get ‘the memo’. Rather than running for their lives like deer fleeing ravenous wolves, instead those not benefiting from membership in the 12 Tribes Club have throughout history surrendered their otherwise God-given reason in favor of the hypnotic and intoxicating magic spells (lawyer-ese for lying) conjured up by those unflatteringly characterized by one well-known whistleblower as ‘Children of their father, the Devil, who was a murderer from the beginning and the father of lies’…
But, again, in giving the Devil (and his children) their due, the ugliest part of the ugly truth in this matter is that–technically speaking–no crime was committed. No fraud took place on the part of Yahweh’s chosen invaders/destroyers…There were no hidden clauses, asterisks, abrogations of contract or caveats emptor hidden deeply within the fine print…
Everything the Firm stands for, every microbe making up its criminally-inclined nature and, more importantly, what it must inevitably do when given a free hand, was/is written down in clear, unequivocal, black and white language that even the most uneducated layman can understand…Its creed, constitution and the core of its existence is literally as ‘old as the hills’–Mt. Sinai, specifically–where ‘the law of Moses’ was born and where the founding members of the Firm first received their training and their license to practice ‘the craft’…In plain, open view are scribed the words making up their declaration of war against Gentiledom, and in plain, open view do they celebrate the manner by which previous Gentile civilizations were destroyed in ‘religious’ feasts such as Passover, Purim and Hanukkah.
And yet, throughout all of this, in the aftermath of infamous mass murders (Gaza, Iraq, Lebanon, Syria, Bolshevik Russia, WWI, WWII, etc) and in the aftermath of infamous thefts (Wall Street, IMF, World Bank, the Great Depression, the Rosenbergs, Jonathon Pollard etc,) as well as millions of other undocumented and unindicted acts of criminality and war against Gentile society, each directly traceable back to the code and codicils making up the thousands-years-old murder for hire contract against Gentiledom known as ‘the law of Moses’, the lawyers of the Firm stand before the jury, brazenly and bold-facedly lying through their teeth in acquitting/exonerating the inherently criminal creed of Judah-ism while indicting/convicting those prying into its secrets and exposing it as the toxic, radioactive and deadly philosophical composition that it is.
And the jury–numbering not just in the dozens but rather in the billions–laps up the hypnotic, intoxicating, Judaic black magic with which the Firm concocts all its deadly brews and potions…
As such, the court of public opinion renders its suicidal verdict in favor of the defendant–‘not guilty’–and thus the wrist shackles and leg irons purposed for the protection of civilized society come tumbling down like the Twin Towers on 9/11…The now-acquitted criminal conspiracy and all its loyal members–political termites with an insatiable taste for cultural destruction–are released back onto the Gentile street so that they may continue their murder and mayhem unabated…
And a few weeks, months, or years later, after (yet another) infamous (mass) murder is committed, after (yet another) infamous (mass) theft takes place, and after (yet more) millions of other acts of criminality and war against Gentile society take place, each directly traceable back to the code and codicils making up the thousands-years-old murder for hire contract against Gentiledom known as ‘the law of Moses’, the Mob lawyers and Syndicate spokesmen of Israel, Israel, & Israel will (yet again) brazenly and bold-facedly weave sticky, entangling webs and intricate yarns in giving criminal concepts, criminal precepts and criminal players places of unwarranted and unjustified respect within civilized Gentile societies. They will (yet again) lie through their teeth in acquitting/exonerating the criminal conspiracy known as Judah-ism while indicting/convicting those prying into its secrets and exposing it as the toxic, radioactive, and deadly philosophical composition that it is.
A yet-to-be-told and well-deserved joke goes thus–
Question–What do you call 100 lawyers from the crooked-as-a-dog’s-hind-leg firm known as Israel, Israel & Israel at the bottom of the sea?
Answer–A wonderful beginning…
Somewhat harsh language in ‘civilized’ times such as today’s perhaps, but generally speaking–just as the old saying goes–‘No man can serve 2 masters…’ One must choose to either live or die, but one cannot choose both, and when it comes to the continued pernicious influence of the Firm–arsenic, toxic, corrosive, highly radioactive and as long-term-deadly as any dirty bomb with a million-year half-life, life dictates that there can be no sympathy for the Devil, or his advocates.