In Search of a Silver Bullet to Topple Trump

By Ariadna Theokopoulos

The Establishment* has mobilized all its troops to stop Trump from reaching nomination. For this purpose he has been described as somebody everyone can and must hate, irrespective of their political views. At once a self-aggrandizing amateur and, conversely, a sly, manipulating operative, an exponent of the undereducated hicks, bigots, racists, white supremacists and anti-semites and, conversely, a tool of the Jews who are manipulating the media to give us yet another false but thoroughly kosher “choice.” In short he is everything everyone can and must hate according to their inclinations. Oh, and did you notice he has small hands?

And yet he advances, seemingly unstoppable, like a true Teflon Don to whom none of the accusations (racism, misogynism, ties to organized crime, or the biggie: “new Hitler”) stick, or faze his supporters.

What’s left? Is there a silver bullet that can put him down? What, if any, is the red line that a candidate cannot cross without losing the support of American voters of any political persuasion?
I am not en expert but casual observation and common sense tells me that Americans, who can stomach war criminals and even re-elect them, forgive sexual transgressions and take for granted a certain amount of corruption in their leaders, draw the line at two sins. The two crimes that raise their cockles are harming children (well, not distant children like those Palestinian kiddies but our own) and cruelty to animals (make that small animals, because hunting is OK: see Cheney).
So…. how about some ‘leaked’ e-mails in which Trump allegedly confesses that a well-roasted infant is superior in both flavor and texture to the best pheasant or partridge dish? Let him quote Swift. How about admitting his excitement at the sight of the colorful tradition of chicken swinging? No, wait, strike the last one. That veers straight into forbidden territory.
Well, do I have to come up with all the suggestions by myself? Let the Establishment* do some work on the Silver Bullet project. Go ahead, pick one already!

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*Establishment, one of the rare words that is at once a direct signifier (those in power, the ruling elite), a synonym for Jewish Power, and a euphemism for the timid (e.g., Paul Craig Roberts) who do not dare to call it by its name: Jewish Power.