People say Jesus was Jewish, but nothing about him is Jewish…
1. He didn’t give loans…
2. He didn’t produce and sell porn…
3. He didn’t start wars…
4. None of the gospels describe a giant nose or greedy, sweaty hand-rubbing…
5. He was very generous…
6. He was a manual laborer…
7. He didn’t own a media company…
8. He gave things away…
9. He was good at fishing…
10. He actually healed people without getting them addicted to opioids…
11. He had a good relationship with his father…
12. He was honest…
13. He didn’t complain and kvetch all the time about how hard His life was…
14. He didn’t brag about his watch, his bank account, or his car…
15. He didn’t sexually molest or abuse children…
So how is Jesus a Jew?
Nothing about him is Jewish.
Nothing.
“Judaizing Jesus – How New Testament Scholars Created The Ecumenical Golem” by Robert M. Price. An interesting and worthwhile read.
(Pitchstone Publishing, Durham, NC – ISBN: 978-1-63431-213-4)