the jewish brain final

Exploring the Book of Judith and its parallels to modern-day society

OCDG : A story of the typical good jewish girl or why you shouldn’t judge people based on appearances.

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As many of us were taught to spin a dreidel and say the Hanukkah blessing there’s one story that goes a little unknown. It’s about the power of the female and why women play such a valorous role in Hanukkah. Let’s take a trip back to the ancient times when the Greeks had rule over the Holy Land and studying Torah was forbidden. Meet our girl Judith, your newest role model. Judith is a young Jewish girl whose story is told in The Apocrypha, a collection of books from the biblical period which didn’t make it in the Jewish Bible. Judith is a courageous girl who brew up an idea that single-handedly saved the entire Jewish village of Bethulia.

As Judith tries to convince the elders that she has the perfect plan to defeat the evil general Holofernes they keep dismissing her. As the people are ready to surrender to the general the elders reluctantly give in and agree to let her leave the camp for one day.

To prepare herself for the scheme Judith dressed provocatively and prepares a bag full of food and wine. Within in seconds of approaching the camp she is captured and brought to Holofernes, the evil general. Stunned by her beauty, she schmoozes him so well he goes along with her suggestion and they proceed to his tent alone.

Along with the wine, Judith brought salty cheeses and as Holofernes eats he becomes very parched and drinks mass quantities of wine. Soon after he becomes a bit tipsy and she offers up dessert. Dessert wasn’t nice chocolates though. Dessert was Judith taking Holofernes’ sword and cutting his head off. Quickly she puts the head into her sack and trots through the sleeping camp back to Bethulia.

Shocked by her success the elders take the head of Holofernes and place it on the walls of the city. By sunrise the enemy soldiers see head in the distance hanging from the walls of Bethulia and as the tale is told decide that if a Jewish women could do such a thing they’d be frightened to fight Jewish men in battle.

So yes ladies, this Hanukkah while you fry your latkes, take time to celebrate you. Who runs the world, girls.

Andria Kaplan is ShalomLife’s 89% kosher resident dating/love columnist. Find her on Tinder, but only if you’re Jewish.

0 thoughts on “The Love Jewce: The Truth About Hanukkah and Why Girls Run the World”
  1. Oh how lovely;the story is so beautiful. Send it to your local Zio-Christain moron minister,and compare it to the Christmas Season,or a “Pagan Festival”. Nothing compares to the sanctimonies hatred the Jews have . That includes everyone. You me,and indeed all of nature-as there is no ideology/theology,more artificial. Jews learn these stories from an early age. It teaches them how to be filled with hatred of all. Do not let anyone fool you;they invented hate,and bless killing. Take note:”Right” jews keep women down,and consider the body dirty. “Thank God I was not born a women,or a Gentile”goes a Jewish Prayer. However;they ,the masters of manipulation,will use feminine wiles,as a weapon. Esther of Purim fame,the most infamous-and Judaism is rfe with her type. I see many threads in the story:One can see how the Greeks of the Hellenes,saw how dangerous they were,and had banned there ideology. The use of the severed head,as a warning,(Jews invented terror),and very importantly,and I had an old rich tell methis,as a young man-“GO TO THE HEAD”. David,Esther,and more :You control from the top,and the mass follows. Fools who think in mass,and believe “Democracy”is real will say” Jews are such a small population,and cannot rule anything”,do not get it. Jews do get it. They teach about:”the head’. See JUDE SUss 1940,You Tube,and see how it is done.

  2. I don’t know if it’s genetic or simply caused by a lifetime of visceral hatred for Jesus/Goim and to a slightly lesser degree, each other but when I was a younger man I worked for a Jew old-age home years before my “awakening”. Let me tell you, in my case, those pretty “Annie Sprinkles” morph into some of the most leering, harsh grotesque beings I’ve ever had to gaze upon. So grotesque in fact, one gets a feeling of being stalked by Hansel and Gretel’s nemesis when you have the unfortunate task of turning your back to them and walking away. I still have nightmares.

  3. I have to go along with Dante. Some of these fantasy stories are just so pathetic. A jewish woman would be the first to run away in a crisis and call daddy. There is no bravery or beauty in them. Another fantasy story from a wannabe ‘heroine’. These people have a very serious ‘jones’ (addiction).

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